[01/29/08 11:56:00] <swarist> your hdd died for all our sins?
[03/04/08 15:17:00] <OmgWtfIDiedLol> weeabot tell me about your girlfriend [15:17:00] <@Weeabot> you won't get my girlfriend
[08/03/09 14:16:00] #2374504 <Anonymous> I think i just destroyed a christfag's life... >>There are a lot of reasons. Most of all I could never believe in a god that suggest we kill: homosexuals (Lev. 20:13, Rom 1:26-32), adulterers (Lev. 20:10, Deut. 22:22), disobedient children (Deut. 21:20-21, Lev. 20:9, Exod. 21:15), Women who are not virgins on their wedding night (Deut 22:13-21), all non-christians (that's actually in a parable told by Christ himself - Luke. 19:27), Those accused of wickedness by at least two people (Deut. 17:2-7), and Anyone who works on the Sabbath (Exod 35:2-3, Num 15:32-6). Everything in the bible never actually happened it is a fiction story written by man. There is proof of this in this when you look at other mythology Christ is based off of. For instance, the Egyptian god Horus was born of a virgin on December 25th. There was a star in the east and he was adorned by 3 kings. He was a teacher at 12, he was baptized and had a ministry at 30, and he had 12 disciples. The greek God Attis was also born of a virgin on the 25th of December. He was crucified, died, and was buried. In three days he to was resurrected. Then we come to the god Mithra. He is a Persian deity that was also born of a virgin on the 25th of December. He had 12 disciples, performed miracles, and held Sunday worship. He also died for 3 days and was resurrected. I believe the universe happened by chance and humans came to be in the same way. When you break it down you are only 65% Oxygen, 18% Carbon, 10% Hydrogen, 3% Nitrogen, 1% Calcium, 1% Phosphorus, and 2% various other Chemicals. The only reason humans survive is to continue the life of the cells in your body. I hope for your sake you don't adopt my philosophy on life because it would make you depressed on a regular basis. It takes a very strong person to be able to realize that their existence is pointless and still be able to get up every morning and be happy with that knowledge. You can go ahead and keep your support structure that makes you happy. Just please don't force it on other people. You're system is not the only answer and other people have their own system for coping with the futility of existence. Have a nice day.
[11/17/07 21:06:00] <Lowtax> Please let it be known that hereforth I have read the express mail and email sent thereforth by Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP, and furthermore a declaration shall be expressed on the part of Internet User Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka that thatforth herethrough I have conducted rigorous tests implemented through a vigorous barrage of legal studies, and furthermore hitherthrough these rigorous tests have therefore proven Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP shall be recognized as a man of the fag persuasion.
[07/18/07 01:13:52] <boxxertrumps> American beer is pisswater, supposedly... [07/18/07 01:14:05] <hellcat> yes.. it is..
<boxxertrumps> Hey Galen, can you beleive it's not butter? <Galen> I don't think I've ever tried that brand...
[07/03/07 02:02:46] <malkav_> if you choose to live your life by marketable phrases i have a gun i will let you borrow if you promise to end your existence.
[07/07/17 09:55:00] #19017 <Anonymous> Hay /b/ I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!." By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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